I love this Jesus so much I could just POP. Although, I'm a bit jealous of those abs.
I don't know how any child could develop a fear of clowns when they're blowing up wholesome Christian balloon animals like this one. It's just good old fashioned birthday party fun, as the clown twists up flesh-colored balloons and crucifies the balloon savior with blood red pushpins. Yay! Now who wants birthday cake?