No. J2K10-8

Folks, that's a bucket of pizza sauce at a pizzeria in Pennsylvania.

Yup.

Mary Louise Salerno was making a pizza pie at Brownie's Famous Pizzeria when she saw it and confirmed: it's JAYYYYYZUS! Just in time for Lent!

The article about this miracle in marinara points out that pizza sales are currently way up on Fridays due to Lent. This is because for the forty days of Lent, you are not to eat meat on Fridays. Cheese pizza party for everyone!

It's also a Lent tradition to give up a vice, so let's just hope the vice isn't pizza.

Raise a slice to Brother Shamus for delivering this story to us.