No. J2K9-13

Mmm. Smells like Jeeze spirit.

Watch this commercial for Christ Cologne -- the CK One equivalent scent for our one and only J.C.

"You drank His blood. You've eaten His body. Now wear His fragrance... Christ Cologne."

Word up to Mr. Moses for starring in this spoof and letting the wind blow through his hair with his Jolie-lipped costar.