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This is your Jesus. This is your Jesus in an egg. Any questions?

And what a very tacky, gaudy, Liberace of an egg it is.

The description of this treasure on collectiblestoday.com reads: "When we are troubled or face hard times, this beautifully handcrafted, first-of-a-kind Peter Carl Faberge-style musical egg reminds us of His eternal love, wisdom and strength."

I love it when they say "Faberge-style." That's like driving the Bentley-style Hyundai. But, hey, whatever inspires you when you are troubled and/or faced with hard times.

Eek. The description says that shoppers in California should note that by law they must report the Faberge style Jesus musical egg contains a known carcinogen that could cause birth defects. Sounds like this knickknack almost guarantees hard times.

Thanks to disciple Christine for sending us this Jesus omelet.

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