No. J2K1242

Just when He thought He was a friend of all creatures great and small, Jesus outstretches His hands for a big ol' "WTF?"

If you wash and wax your Jesus statue, the laws of the universe practically guarantee that it will either rain or a bird will drop a present on your polished, glossy savior.

Don't be upset, Jesus. It's good luck.

Devilish little birdies.

Thanks to disciple C. Moore, who had the good sense to snap this picture in a Catholic cemetery in San Jose, California.