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No. J2K1234

When someone sends you an e-mail entitled "Egg Beater Jesus," you really don't know what to expect.

But when you open the email and see this image, you pump your fist in the air and then rein in the excitement and whisper "Yessss...."

Trust me.

So what is getting whipped up here? Cake batter? A universe of wayward sheep looking for their shepherd? Your run-of-the-mill everyday green swirls? A mega-church congregation's sense of free will?

You know that moment when you get a little carried away with your electric mixer and you lift it to that critical height that spatters your batter everywhere? Yeah. I'm picturing that right now.

Thanks to an anonymous disciple for sending in this Jesus headspin.

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