No. J2K1232

Happy New Year and a Happy New Year's worth of Jesus of the Week! For 2007, we've resurrected Jesus as a nutritious, potassium-filled phallic fruit!

It's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. And it ain't no hollaback Jeeze.

(In case you're wondering, I am unapologetic about my outdated Gwen Stefani reference.)

This is a tee shirt design by Caniglia, which you can own for twenty bones.

It makes me want to slice up Jesus and save my breakfast cereal from sin--and sogginess.