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No. J2K1229

Hey kids, don't be afraid of the dark. And don't worry about that ghost face glowing on the wall.

It's the Holy ghost!

He's here to save you from monsters under your bed. And Satan. And the evil monkey that lives in Chris Griffin's closet.

Plug Jesus's head into any standard wall socket and let his soft, frosted glow ease you into dreamland.

Hearken back to an early Jesus of the Week here, which featured our Blessed Virgin Mary in night-light format.

Have an image of Jesus you feel sums the ol' Christ up? Submit the bugger!

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