No. J2K1219

Craigslist rules.

Here's a posting I just discovered on Los Angeles Craigslist under TV/Film/Radio Jobs:

ARE YOU JESUS?

DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY ARE JESUS?

DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO MIGHT BE JESUS?

A major production company is producing a documentary on Jesus. We are seeking those people who live their lives as Jesus, dress like Jesus or follow his word so closely that there is a possibility they could be Jesus. Maybe you or someone you know has miraculous abilities or claims to be the second messiah.

If you or anyone you know fits this description, email a picture, contact number and a short bio about your faith!

Oh boy. I would love to be on the receiving end of that posting's email address. Oh wait, I kind of already am. Remember this motley crew we posted a few years back?

It's very fitting that this company search the City of Angels for its Jesus. It reminds me of how Eddie Murphy's character in Coming to America went to Queens to search for his queen. Makes perfect sense.

And I'm sure they aren't looking for weirdos that they will end up portraying as religious cuckoo birds.