No. J2K1216

The postage stamp at right is from an occasional bit on Late Night with Conan O’Brien. It’s funny, no? Well, it’s just there because it plays nice with this week’s theme: Mail.

Of course, nothing posted here actually arrived in the mail with a stamp. It all came through a series of servers and fiber-optic cables that we like to call dial-up telefaxing. Let the fun begin.

I don't actually have a Jesus for you, but I wanted to tell you something about No. J2K1209. Ask anyone who has ever abused over-the-counter cough syrup.  This is Jesus on dextromethorphan.
- Marpa Plarp

Another round of Robitussin for me and my new friend Marpa! Mmm, delicious mild disassociative hallucinogen!

I loved this site. It’s fun, but at the same time quite tasteful. I don't think it’s offensive, but we agnostics are pretty open-minded people who aren't easily offended! Keep up the good work.
- Drunkenspaniel

Oh, you’re an agnostic? Then you love the postage stamp! Do all the question marks that float around your head ever get annoying, though?

Your Web site sucks!
- Anonymous

For every Drunkenspaniel that loves us, there’s a cockapoo who is drunk on Haterade and has figured out how to send comments through our submission page.

Glorious site!  Two suggestions:

How about a subscription service, so people can get their weekly Jesus fix?  (I know it's a lot of work and probably not practical.)  But, I'd sure subscribe!

Also, how about a "Random Jesus" button? Since there are so darn many to choose from, it might make some people's/my head(s) stop spinning.

Keep up the good work!
- Kitty

Two kitteny responses for Kitty: Jesus of the Moment, on the left-hand side of every page, should fulfill your “Random Jesus” request. And as far as a weekly e-mail? Jesus told me Himself that He prefers for you to visit this site constantly, around the clock, to see if we’ve updated it with a new week’s take on His glorious countenance.

Thanks for reading, writing, and praying, everyone! Until next week…

Are you still reading? Actually, the post is over. But, here are some Holy Ghosts of mailbags past:

Mailbag #4
Mailbag #3
Mailbag #2
Mailbag #1