No. J2K1210

Disciple Angelina writes, "I was at a wedding when I noticed on the church wall this picture of Jesus the bona fide hottie. I never realized what a stud the Son of God was! Seriously, I can't get Him off my mind. He's a real spank-bank deposit, if you know what I mean. Thank you, Lord!"

What I think Angelina is trying to say is, Jesus is a babe. A babe's babe with that kind of rugged-bad-boy-who-just-rolled-out-of-his-hammock-on-a-deserted-tropical-island thing going on.

Maybe they should cast Him on the next season of Lost? Maybe not though, because Sawyer is already working that look. Wait. Maybe Sawyer is supposed to be Jesus and he will perform miracles and lead all the survivors out of purgatory and into heaven! 4 8 15 16 23 42.