No. J2K1202

A disciple identifying himself only as a "recovering Catholic" snapped this photo while passing by a $10 store with this Jesus in the window.

It's fun how we have now graduated from 99-cent stores and dollar stores to the new concept of $10 stores. Our economy is Satan's play thing.

Our "recovering Catholic" notes that this is the first Jesus he has seen with a haircut. It's true--Jesus is quite the Dapper Dan, complete with an old school side-part 'do and a beard. Much more conservative looking than the usual hippie-dippie long locks.

This Jesus has also made quite a mess of his white frock. He's spilled the Virgin Mary all down the front! And is that a toddler trying to jump out of the hem?

A little Spray 'n Wash should get that right out.

Post-script:

Uh oh, spaghettio. We effed up again! This "Jesus" apparently belongs on a website entitled Juan Diego of the Week. Thanks to disciples Marissa and Kirk for bringing that to our attention. It turns out the handsome man above is really a Mexican religious figure by the name of Juan Diego. In Marissa's words, "He was a poor Mexican Indian who had a vision of the Virgin Mary and went before Mexico City's bishop in hopes of convincing him to build her a church, and thus do Mary's bidding. In order to prove that she had appeared to this lowly messenger, she superimposed an image of herself on his tunic. As this was way before iron-ons were popular, the bishop took the image on the tunic as proof of Mary's apparition and built her a church."

Please forgive us!