Disciple Jeremy crafted this delightful jar-of-clay Jesus (II Corinthians 4:7) and included the following anecdote:
“I made this Jesus in a bottle after hearing that Britney Spears song at the gym. I thought, ‘Jesus in a bottle, I could make that!’ Since then I've made a few more for friends that have requested a Jesus in a bottle all their own.”
Ah, how the mind wanders when you listen to the awesome music they play to motivate you at Curves—I mean, Crunch! Most of the time, the tunes at the gym inspire you to do another set or turn up the volume on your iPod. On rare occasions, though, they inspire you to hurry home, eat an entire jar of picante sauce, sculpt a Jesus curled up in the fetal position, and then stick Him in the jar and seal the lid.
Thank you, Jeremy, for carrying out the work of the Lord. You should note, however, that the song is “Genie in a Bottle,” and it’s by the other blondish former Mouseketeer-gone-naughty Christina Aguilera. Like, duh!