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No. J2K1172

All right, who cut the Jeese?

This is the goriest, most thrashed Jesus I have ever seen. I thought He was just supposed to have a few stigmata wounds, some cuts where the crown of thorns nicked His forehead, and sometimes that wee gash on the torso. This Jesus apparently tangled with a wolverine covered in barbed wire and is now one giant open sore walking around, bound at the wrists.

Does anybody have a Band-Aid? Some gauze? Bactine?

Ouch.

He doesn’t look like He’s in too hot a mood, either.

Praise disciple Jage for passing this one along.

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