No. J2K1158

Order up the buffalo wings and ice down the Milwaukee's Best--it's almost football season! And there's no better place to play armchair quarterback than in the Golgotha La-Z-Boy.

The plush arm cuffs will crucify you in comfort, and the retractable footrest will support your feet with more ease than a nine-inch nail. I'm not sure if this particular model has a massage feature or built-in remote caddy, though.

I thought the greatest thing to happen to the classic recliner was Todd Oldham's sassy new La-Z-Boy designs, but alas he has been one-upped by the son of God. Which segues nicely into my amen-holla-shout-out to disciple Todd (no relation to Mr. Oldham) for sending us this pic.