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Next on Bush's agenda: steroids in Christianity. I think if this beefy Jesus were put on the stand in front of Congress, He would maintain, "I'm not here to talk about the past. My message is steroids is bad."

Disciple Jana calls this image "Buff Jesus." She discovered it on eBay (credit due to Boris Vallejo for his oil painting skills). Jana writes, "I've never seen Jesus quite like this. I personally like my Jesus skinny and sickly."

I'll take my Jesus any way I can get Him -- on the juice or Atkins-friendly. The appearance of being able to bench-press a church is a bonus.

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