No. J2K1117

Jesus just flew in and boy are His arms tired.

Lord, we thank You for DirecTV. We shall suffer no longer with crazy rooftop antennas, rabbit ears, and tin-foil enhancements for our TV reception. Here's a little something we whipped up to immortalize Your sacrifice.

Thanks to Rich for sending this one in. I'll include his note, just for kicks and kitsch: "Holiest, did you know that Jesus died for your unlimited weekend minutes?"

Yes, among other things. Amen.