No. J2K188

In the spirit of last week's Holy Spirit, check out this computer-assisted artistic rendering, created by disciples Leaha and Leanne. No ages were provided, but the duo did offer this note: "This is our interpretation of how Jesus would be if He was living in our time period."

That's right. If Jesus were walking the streets these days, He'd be a gaudy Hasidic Jew with a vicious pimp walk. He's got Nelly's Pimp Juice and 50 Cent's Magic Stick. His right-hand lady is His Mama Mary, who's dressed in all white from her fishnet stockings to her skintight mini-outfit.

It's a crazy, mixed-up, MTV-hypnotized world. Hip-pimp-hooray!