No. J2K180

Trend alert! Calling all fashion plates! The "Jesus is my homeboy" t-shirt and hat line is available at a local Urban Outfitters or Internet shopping site near you.

Pair up this tee with low-rise Diesel jeans and some Gucci loafers and you be bad! Accessorize with a two-way pager!

Check out the website www.jesusismyhomeboy.com for the holy trinity of clothing and accessories: the "Jesus is my Homeboy" t-shirt, the "Mary is my Homegirl" t-shirt, and the "Jesus is my Homeboy" trucker-style mesh-backed hat. Also on the website, be sure to read the "proof" that donning a JIMH t-shirt will change your life. You'll find pictures of Nikka Costa, Pamela Anderson, Ashton Kutcher, and Ben Affleck sporting the JIMH gear and a little blurby about the mojo the t-shirt brought them.

Maybe I oughtta snag one of these shirts. I always wondered what it would take to get Demi Moore to notice me!