No. J2K132

They don't sell this one at the Mikasa outlet!

That's right. You have to visit a fine shopping institution like eBay and type in the word "chic" to happen upon a gem like this.

Imagine serving a classy soup to guests in this righteous vessel -- let's say a Vichyssoise -- and, just as they spoon away the last bit of leek, the image of Christ in a pink bathrobe emerges. And it appears as though he's locked himself out of his suburban digs again.

Knock, knock! Who's there? A gaudy, gold-edged, growns-up-God-baby platter. (Don't even think about asking, "A gaudy, gold-edged, growns-up-God-baby platter who?")

Praise be to Lucy for sending in this J2K2.