No. J2K109

This peek-a-boo pube Jesus was submitted to us by Mr. Blue Robot (I tell ya, where do these hippie parents get off naming their kids like that). The letter of explanation follows:

Mrs. Blue Robot and I were vacationing in southern Spain in the lovely though windy town of Tarifa when we came across this painting just inside the walls of the old city.

He is behind glass and set back in a foot or so. (I had to put my camera right up to the glass as I took the picture and I took it quickly and then somewhat embarrassedly moved along-- this might be a grave offense after all.) One of the locals told us later that the city has a guy who comes and turns on the light every night. Sure enough when, filled with the local sherry, we walked by and he was aglowin' like a beacon in the night.

Now, perhaps I have seen a sterner Jesus, though not many times, occassionally one might even see a Jesus that's cut-- I mean, heavens to Betsy, look at them abs!-- but I can't recall ever seeing, outside of the Last Temptation of Christ movie I suppose, the pubic hair of the Savior. We assume he has all that and more but rarely do we get to view it. Or as the Australian fellow with the dreadlocks put it who was looking at this lean mean saving machine as we passed on the next day, "Oh my God! He's got pubes!"

Thank you Mr. Blue Robot and safe travels in the future!