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No. J2K107

JESUS: "So, do you want to come inside the golden chamber of friends and fortune or what?"

GUY: "Are you talking to me?"

JESUS: "Come on, guy. I'm not standing out here in the snow wearing sandals for my health."

GUY: "I thought you were just giving me the secret soul handshake."

JESUS: "Look bro, there's a keg in the back and plenty of chicks. Come in if you want... I gotta get back to a game of quarters."

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