No. J2K1-24

A simple question is posed by this week's contestant: "Don't you think J.C. is as tired as the rest of us about all of this TV Millionaire game-show crap?" Well, first, we're not really sure that Jesus tunes in to Regis Philbin's "crap" on a regular basis. We figure he's more interested in the crap that flows through a typical Sopranos plotline ("Should I swing by and whack the goombah on the way to Chuck E. Cheese?") than he is in whether somebody who uses a precious lifeline to find out if the name of the children's game is "Duck, Duck, Goose" or "Duck, Duck, Squirrel" should burn in a lake of fire. (Our vote: hell, yes). Still, we're perfectly willing to consider the idea of humankinds' savior as a game-show host--even if the dude in this picture looks more like Harry Connick, Jr. than he does like Regis. By the way, is it on tonight, or what?