No. J2K1-66

Like the slogan says on the back of the Quaker Oats box, Every Good Scout Loves Christ, and this evocative little item is proof positive. I don't know how much detail you can pick up off this thing--it's wallet size--but if cloud imagery is to be believed, the Ultimate Scout Master is regaling his apple-cheeked worshipers with a tale of a knight murdering a dragon. Scouts love shit like that. On the back is printed the "Scout Law," listing promises like "A Scout is loyal, obedient, brave, reverent, helpful and courteous." Ironically, the identical credo of any seasoned gay bottom man.