No. J2K1-144

As the great draft-dodging American John Wayne used to say, nothing like a good ceramic golden Christ to make a man feel like a man, in a slightly homoerotic way. And who am I to argue with the Duke?

The really standout features of this shiny Nazarene are His completely dilated pupils and chipped nose. Everyone knows that Jesus was built to take it, but still, that's gotta smart.