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No. J2K1-175

Well, what do we have here? An extremely young, shameless Only-Begotten, cavorting with mom, sacred, miniscule Johnson revealed for all to see. But who's that other kid? Some Biblical punk trying to swipe baby Jesus' training cross apparently. If he only knew Whom he was messing with. I must, however, doff my miter to the kid's outfit, which seems to be a kind of caveman jumper fashioned from one of those fuzzy toilet seat covers. Maybe the World's Most Powerful Toddler is trying to trade His cross for the duds.

In any case, this is truly a special jtw, the holy image glued to a round, smoky mirror. And you know what you see in a mirror. That's right. Yourself. Think about it.

--Peter Gilstrap

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