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This is a Jesus with a lot on His mind. He's sitting there in a meditative mood, basking in the sunset of His Paint-by-Numbers world, contemplating something really heavy, no doubt. But what?

"Am I bigger than Buddha?"

"Do girls like me just because of my connections?"

"When will they invent rock?"

Who knows what this holy long-hair is fixating on inside His lovely gilded frame (done by Franklin Studios, Chicago, Illinois, SEeley 8-2613). I guess only the design team at Paint-by-Numbers could tell you the answer. But sometimes, with a mercurial personality like Jesus H., it's best not to know.

--Peter Gilstrap

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