Jesus of the Moment



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Jesus of the Week 2008
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The first thing I thought of when I stumbled across this sacred charmer was "Herman Munster." Look at the shelf on that cranium! I hate to be crude, but if this were a pretty girl who was three feet tall and her father owned a liquor store, with a skull top like that she'd be perfect. But seriously. What is this cheap ceramic God Jr. intended for, other than inspiration? A paperweight? He would be too fragile to glue to a dashboard, and, though He's quite shiny, our Man doesn't glow in the dark. Unfortunately, the Asian gentleman behind the counter at the Korean dollar store where I purchased this heavenly fellow couldn't speak enough English to fill me in. He does seem to be flashing a "Peace" sign, however, and that's cool in any language!

--Peter Gilstrap


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