No. J2K1-200

When it comes to grooming, this Jesus really takes the cake. Or should I say wafer?!! This SOG (Son of you-know-who) sports a look that any young hipster of the '90s could identify with. Check out that well-trimmed goatee. And I'll bet He's got a rippled, washboard stomach, just like the Chili Peppers! Then again, with a hairdo like that, this Christ could almost pass for Mr. Kenny Loggins, except that the Log never gets all weepy-eyed! But, hey, sometimes being great looking is just another cross to bear.