No. J2K1-201

Now that's what I call a dashing Christ. Aquiline nose, manly beard, and the sort of macho-cum-sensitive allure of a Tommy Lee Jones minus the bad skin. Certainly a far cry from last week's stunningly bummed-out icon. Longtime (i.e., three weeks) followers of this Web page may want to hearken back to the very first jtw, a winning, grinning, sheep-caressing Son O' God who seems to be cut from the same cloth as this version of The Man Jr.

But you have to ask yourself: Would you really want a savior this attractive? Isn't He supposed to be humble? I mean, it's a given that none of us mortals can ever achieve the perfection of Jesus, but I think the Guy should have some sort of physical flaw, at least to make us feel more comfortable. Of course, this portrait is only from the shoulders up. Maybe He's very short, or has a high-pitched voice, or some other equally embarrassing characteristic. You never know.