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No. J2K8-38

You say "tomato." I say "Jesus!"

Disciple Rene sent us this saucy Jesus with the note: “He can appear anywhere, at any time, and for me, He appeared on my plate and was made of ketchup.”

I know Rene is telling the truth because, as anyone can plainly see, there is no ketchup on the knife, fork, or spoon. And that can only mean that the Lord Jesus Christ magically tapped the “57” on the Heinz ketchup bottle and scraped His own manifestation without any foul play.

Miracles can happen anywhere – even at IHOP in a well-pureed mixture of sugar and tomato. Squirt!

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